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poeta-humorista:

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A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

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wild-mountain-honey:

i don’t even know how to handle this but i love it

aheit11:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

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“Closeup image of a drop of hash oil, a concentrated product with a high THC content. Hash oil is a resinous matrix of cannabinoids produced by a solvent extraction of cannabis.”

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paulmccartneysexgladiator:

24/100 pictures of The Beatles

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